Relationship Jokes
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to...
Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...
KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just...
GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you...
''Darling. Am I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why...
Akpos' girlfriend walked in and found panties hanging on the wall!GIRLFRIEND: (furious) Whose panties are those?AKPOS: (calm) Are you wearing yours?GIRLFRIEND: Yes I am!AKPOS:...