Relationship Jokes
A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...
CYNTHIA: (Akpos' Girlfriend) Akpos, my birthday is in two days, will you throw a party for me?AKPOS: And who will catch it?
2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...
CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you...
''Darling. Am I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why...
Akpos' girlfriend walked in and found panties hanging on the wall!GIRLFRIEND: (furious) Whose panties are those?AKPOS: (calm) Are you wearing yours?GIRLFRIEND: Yes I am!AKPOS:...
Chat between a white girl and her boyfriend:BOY: HoneyGIRL: Yes sugar.BOY: What are you wearing?GIRL: A cute pink shirt, a pair of denims, and the pink sandals I got at the mall....
Angelina and her anti gay campaigner boyfriend named Akpos went on a supposed romantic holiday to Spain. After four days in Spain, Akpos suddenly stopped caring and giving her...
GUY: Hi girlGIRL: Yes, how can I help you?GUY: I want you to be my girlfriend.GIRL: Do you work in a bank?GUY: No.GIRL: Do you earn salary?GUY: No.GIRL: Do you have an apartment?...
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...