Funny Sayings
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....
An MTN Message to a Prostitute...To become a virgin again, text "CLOSE" to 35126.
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll...
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland...
This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIESMary: Hello Love!Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.Sarah: And me tooMary: I am calling just to...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".
That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...
If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...