Funny Sayings

Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!

Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!

This letter is for the teachers that taught me during my secondary school days...To my MATHEMATICS TEACHER, you did well, but the formulas and quadratic equations you taught in...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....

I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it! The worst...

No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboons and Gorillas also attract tourists... So Stop Boasting!No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry...

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch...

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".