Funny Sayings
TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.
A Lady Wearing a Brazilian Hair worth N500,000 And Complaining Of Headache...Does She Need A Prophet To Tell Her She's Carrying 2 Plots Of Land On Her Head?
According to @UberFacts, the country with the highest sex duration is Nigeria with 24 minutes per session on average according to a survey. What UberFacts doesn't know is that...
YOUR FATHER:OCCUPATION: Civil Servant.SALARY: N50,000.PHONE TYPE: Nokia Torch.YOUR MOTHER:OCCUPATION: Secretary.SALARY: N30,000PHONE TYPE: Tecno Dual Sim (China)YOU:CCUPATION:...
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX... Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose....
That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...
If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...
I Have begun my annual distribution of SALLAH GIFTS (Rams for Family) as usual. PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS...1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).2...
Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...