Funny Sayings
Which one is the most painful?1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!3....
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!
I want to RANT! I know Girls will dislike me for this but I must post it.Just think about this... A guy will make an update, full of Wisdom, Educative,Inspirational, laced with...
The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.
Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...