Funny Sayings
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...
You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...
When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...
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If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.
Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...
Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...
5 ways to make a lady LOVE you more.1. Give her Money2. Keep giving her money3. Dont forget to give her money4. Just continue giving her money.5. Never even think of not giving...