Funny Sayings

Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid

We grew up with the following mentalities below...All soft drinks are called minerals.All Fathers took first position while at school.India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was...

Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

Now Lets iron out the matter below...Rolex wrist watches for 500k,Will it show me the time the trumpet will sound?Bathing soap for 40k, Will it wash away my sins and sorrows?...

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

A Beautiful Letter to Nigerian Twin Musicians, P-SQUARE From A Fervent Fan.Dear P-Square,I want to ask 'WHY E BE SAY' una wan split after all these years? Because you guys seem to...

Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?

I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!

Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...