Funny Sayings
When We Were Kids...1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot.4. The match...
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA... Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY......
The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
If you were born on the 29th of FEBRUARY, I'm sorry to announce to you that there will be no birthday for you because this year FEBRUARY has just only 28 days. So until next year...