All Jokes
A businessman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why, he replies, "Just a reminder if I want to try...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Youll get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no...
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...
A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that...
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've...
A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...
MRS SHEHU: My daughter has a B.sc.MRS BOATENG: My son just graduated with a B.A.MRS MBEKI: Last year my cousin got an L.L.B.MRS JOHN: Thank God! My son is the only one with a J.O.B
A Nigerian Lawyer died and arrived at the heavenly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.