All Jokes

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally...

BOY: I would cross the deepest sea, I would walk through the hottest desert, I would climb the highest mountain just for you.GIRL: Awwww...that's so sweet! Can you come over...

PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...

In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...

Which among these did you practice when you were young?1) Dip the bread in the tea?2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before eating.3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.4)...

l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...

If TECNO could ping before NOKIA... Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY......

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...

A businessman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why, he replies, "Just a reminder if I want to try...

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