All Jokes

Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?

A man standing on a ladder leaning on a 25 storey building was cleaning his window when suddenly his ladder slipped, as he was falling he was able to grab a pipe, so he started...

Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.Stubborn, the rich man replied, "...

Akpos' elder brother, Kwame, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their momand their dog, kelly.Last week, Kwame called from London to know how they're doing....

A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!""What happened?" asked his...

A secretary received an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later she sent a text to thank him. The boss's wife read the text first, became furious and packed out...

A husband comes home from church.He greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house.The wife was so surprised and she asked, "Did the pastor preach about being...

The telephone rings late in the night...HUSBAND: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.Wife answers, "He is at home."HUSBAND: What the hell?!WIFE: It was for me.

This was a conversation between a Police inspector and a man:MAN: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come backINSPECTOR: What is her height?MAN: I never checked....

Here's a little advice to all who want long, happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you're the man and the head of the house, take decision on...