All Jokes

A conversation between Akpos and a 23 year old girl...AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?GIRL: No, of course not.AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?

Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire...

Do you know that: Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children? Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in Calabar...

A child asked his father, "Who is a man?" The father replies, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his home and takes care of them." Then the child said, "I hope...

Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...

A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him...WIFE: Where are you going to?HUSBAND: I'm going to the farm.WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?...

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a...

On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, what does...

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Redeem Pastors in an important inter-faith game. A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star...