All Jokes
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...
PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...
Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
Do you want to surprise your Girlfriend this valentine? Follow these 4 steps below...1. Ask What She Wants. 2. Buy Online (Jumia or Konga)3. Enter Her Address4. Select "Cash On...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, I'm not feeling fine.AKPOS: Oh! Sorry. I've you taken your drugs?GIRLFRIEND: No, Just send me 500 naira MTN recharge card please.AKPOS: Do you want to recharge...
A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...
KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...