All Jokes
Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...
TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.
TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!
GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
An educated woman got married to an illiterate. One day, they went out on a date.They were served food without spoons. MAN: Waiter, please bring me 2 spoon.WOMAN: It's 'spoons'...
Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned...
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...
QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
I know 10 facts about you:FACT 1: You are reading this.FACT 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.FACT 3: You just tried it.FACT 4: You're smiling.FACT 6: You...