All Jokes
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit...
It is FASHION DESIGNER not FASHION DECIDERIt is FEDERAL Govt not FEATHER Govt.It is CABIN BISCUIT not CABIN BEA SKITIt is BOREHOLE not BOIL HOLE.It is TISSUE PAPER not TEA SHOE...
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the...
The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting "'You have failed!' You have...
Two University students were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be booted out of the University. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "...
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...
Wikipedia: I know everything.Google: I have everything.Facebook: I know everybody.Internet: Without me, you are all nothing.NEPA: Keep talking we shall see.
Akpos goes off to the University...Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...
Q: Why is India not participating in World Cup? ANS: Because FIFA cannot accept singing and dancing after every ten minutes or after any...
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside, they heard...