All Jokes
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...
A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...
A girl posted this on her Facebook Timeline:"My ex dumped me two months ago and now he's engaged! **Sad Face**" Immediately Akpos saw it, he commented: "At least you made it to...
In a Maths class:TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get?AKPOS: (he stands up and answers) I'll get it wrong!
BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...
TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.
EKAETTE: Hey Akpos, wanna hear a joke?AKPOS: No, I'm already looking at one.
Akpos dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter is standing at the gate. He says, "If you can answer these three questions I will let you in to heaven. First, how...
A white kid travelled with his dad to Lagos as tourists. The white boy decided to show off to Akpos and his friends:WHITE BOY: I've got MC Donald. What do you have?AKPOS: We have...