All Jokes
A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."
A police officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman.POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...
The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships.The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat.Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal...
A pedestrian was walking along the road. He wanted to cross over, so he used the side which has a zebra sign and a caution ZEBRA CROSSING boldly written on the floor even though...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your...
A man died and arrived at the gate of heaven and saw St. Peter there. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him, "I don't see any reason why we should let you in. You don't...
A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...
A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said...
One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...