All Jokes
In a Maths class:TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get?AKPOS: (he stands up and answers) I'll get it wrong!
A junior worker in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake and said, "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!"The boss shouted, "Do you know whom you're talking to?!"...
Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...
A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."After...
Lipton Tea manufacturer wanted a new advertising gimmick, so the senior creative manager at the advertising agency decided to go to Rome to see if he could persuade the Pope to...
A white kid travelled with his dad to Lagos as tourists. The white boy decided to show off to Akpos and his friends:WHITE BOY: I've got MC Donald. What do you have?AKPOS: We have...
WIFE: Dear, there is no rice again in the house. HUSBAND: What are you telling me? I bought a bag of rice to this house last six months, I need an...
A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK"He calls and said, "I would like to join!"The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning.Next...
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Kenyan, one is South-African, one is Nigerian, and the last one is a Ghanian. The Kenyan walks to the ledge and says, "...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but...