All Jokes

Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...

Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and...

Akpos sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a pedestrian, "Whore those guys?"THE PEDESTRIAN: A Marathon race is going on.AKPOS: What do they get from that?PEDESTRIAN:...

One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

One day, Me and my girlfriend were seriously having a go- shouting and throwing insult- at each other. Then I suddenly said to her, ''PACK YOUR THINGS AND...''At that moment, a...

Akpos is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Akpos replied, "Actually, I've...