All Jokes
Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Akpos, a cripple, was arrested in connection with a stolen refrigerator. On the day of the judgment, the High Court judge said, Looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a...
A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...
Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
CUSTOMER: How much is that tie?SALESMAN: $100CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money?SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?
TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...
FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...
Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...