All Jokes
For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.My daughter received an iPod for hers, and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife...
One day, an elder in a church died, unfortunately he found himself in the hell, when he turned around, lo and behold, he saw his pastor."Pastor, what are doing here?" he asked. "...
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him."This is for...
A preacher was giving his sermon one Sunday morning when a note was passed to him. The only word written on it was "IDIOT"Looking up at the Congregation the Preacher smiled and...
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...
Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says, "Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"Omondi...
Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...
SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...
One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions... AKPOS: God owns all thing...
A patient in a psychiatric hospital climbed a tree close to the building of the hospital and refused to come down. After 2 long hours of plea and persuasion from doctors and...