All Jokes
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at...
Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm...
A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...