All Jokes

Warning! Explicit Content.An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini. "I want to feel your breasts," he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old...

Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.

A company salesman was about to check into a Grandios hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...

JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...

Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.

John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...

A man had 8 black kids, then his wife delivered the 9th and alas the baby was white! The man felt that his wife betrayed him after 8 kids.Due to complications during the delivery...

You are 35 years, a first class graduate without a job and you're singing a Lil Wayne's song titled, "i ain't gat no worries."