All Jokes

The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...

During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up...

A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!

A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?""Maybe" says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse"The man replies...

A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.....

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl...

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc..., that each had an "A" so far for the...

Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...

The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China