All Jokes
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The father saw that Akpos caught...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits out butter
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost,"...
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...
As soon as the newly-weds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away."How did everything go?" her mum asked."Oh, mother,"...
Two heavily drunk guys were moving toward each other in a sunny afternoon and this conversation arose:DRUNK ONE: Please is this time morning or night? DRUNK TWO (staggering): I...