All Jokes

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...

One day a man went to a bank and demanded to see the manager.MAN: Where is the f#!*king manager in this f#!*king bank?CASHIER: I'm very sorry sir but we don't use that kind of...

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit ? - an egg

Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.PASTOR: Grace is for females.AKPOS...

A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things....

Warning! Explicit Content.An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini. "I want to feel your breasts," he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old...

A company salesman was about to check into a Grandios hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes...

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...