All Jokes
A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!
ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.
Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...
A man went to a doctor for help. The following conversation took place: MAN: I am not feeling fine. DOCTOR: You are suffering from tuberculosis. MAN: Are you sure it is...
A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....
The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...
George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbour on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife...
BOY: HiGIRL: What?BOY: How are you?GIRL: Do I know you?BOY: I am RICH.GIRL: OOh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lavington. I love short, dark men...