All Jokes
Two heavily drunk guys were moving toward each other in a sunny afternoon and this conversation arose:DRUNK ONE: Please is this time morning or night? DRUNK TWO (staggering): I...
Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby.Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge."...
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, I was too busy looking for my wife.""What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
A young blonde farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. "Daddy isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you," she says. "You want our bull to...
A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset."What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back...
Some updates fit kill person:"To hair is human to forgive is design""I hate guys with low selves of steam""You are a blessing to your generator""I am a soccer for guys with six...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits out butter
Akpos was trying to send his wife a message since he had travelled and was missing her badly.He mistakenly sent it to another woman who lost her husband the previous day. The...
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...