All Jokes

A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, the driver died!

A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and...

After a business trip a lady returned home, where she met her son and maid working on a puzzle, this conversation ensued between the three of them,MUM: What did you and daddy do...

One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...

One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...

A boy was sitting at the back of a public transport bus and suddenly at one of the stops, he saw a girl he's being trying to woo get into the bus. After 10 minutes, he decided to...

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a...

A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4PM, he's notyet back...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...