All Jokes
A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'. Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil...
Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...
One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""Of course you may. What can I do for you?""Well, I bought this...
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy...
Peter and Paul were friends and great hunters. They hunted and killed animals which they skinned and sold in the market. This time they decided to skin a lion. They went to the...
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.MUM: Me too. I hardly use home...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: Man, I went on a date with her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my...