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AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...

After an incessant argument between Akpos and his wife, she threatened to jump down from the top of their two storey building. Akpos rushed towards her an held her tightly.WIFE:...

Valentine's Day SpecialWhen Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being...

Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...

Three Sperms are discussing about their future:SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born.SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer.SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a...Oh my God!SPERM 1 & 2:...

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...

A teacher got quite angry at Akpos after he answered another question without thinking ... and she asked Teacher: "How stupid can you be?"Akpos: Is that a challenge?

After failing to answer a very simple question, the teacher calls Akpos to the front of the class.TEACHER: Say you are fool.AKPOS: You are a fool.TEACHER: What's your problem? Say...

I don't like all these jokes about 9/11 they are hurtful. My brother was killed in the twin tower attacks. I was really surprised they let him fly the plane.