All Jokes
A lady came to see her doctor and the following conversation ensued: LADY: Doctor please call in my husband. DOCTOR: Trust me, I am a gentleman.LADY: No doc, your nurse is sitting...
GIRL: Honey, where are you? BOY: I'm at the bank. GIRL: OK. I need N25,000 to make my hair, N50,000 to go shopping and N100,000 for my pocket money. BOY: Baby, I mean I'm at the...
A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...
Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...
A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why...
A man caught is wife in bed with is friend and out of anger he took is gun and killed is friend! Out of fear his wife shouted "FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! if you continue like this you...
A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...
One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...