All Jokes
It was a cool and bright night. A young guy and an older woman entered into a hotel to for a night out.The owner of the hotel being an overly religious person didn't like the idea...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...
SALES G: Sir, you can't smoke here.CUSTOMER: But I bought cigarettes from this shop.SALES G: We sell condoms also, it doesn't mean you start using it here!
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".KID: Ok, what do we talk about?MAN [making fun of the kid]: How about nuclear power?KID...
Three men goes to heaven. When they get there, they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want except stepping on the ducks. A week goes by...
Even though it was raining heavily outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls. "Your wife must like rolls," he said. "How do you know...
Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...