All Jokes

Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...

HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.HUSBAND...

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said...

"She's making me bark like a Bingo...she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins.

A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into...

Akpos' wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a long while sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she...

A lady came to see her doctor and the following conversation ensued: LADY: Doctor please call in my husband. DOCTOR: Trust me, I am a gentleman.LADY: No doc, your nurse is sitting...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...

A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...