All Jokes
A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...
Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...
Akpos' wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a long while sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she...
Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...
AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...
After an incessant argument between Akpos and his wife, she threatened to jump down from the top of their two storey building. Akpos rushed towards her an held her tightly.WIFE:...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnt speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.One day, he...
While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...