All Jokes

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The...

A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...

Mark finally got a new job and his boss said to him, "I will pay you R80 per day then it will increase to R120 after 3 months, so when do you wanna start?""After three months sir...

Wife thinks, "Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd...

A couple went to the zoo, as they passed a gorilla's cage the girlfriend said "babe did you know that the gorilla resembles a man in its behavior? The boyfriend got annoyed but...

A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards herBOY: Can I kiss you?GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.BOY: Please.GIRL: No.BOY: You were too...

A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on Christmas day." The boy received a letter from santa saying, "send me your mother".

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,...