All Jokes
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked...
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!
A man answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. DOCTOR: Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost...
During church service this 16 year old pastor's daughter stood up and says "Praise the Lord". Everybody shouted "Halleluyah"She continued "since the tender age of 13 I've been...
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
Akpos and Musa were caught in a Northern african country, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheik's palace for questioning and judgment.Akpos...
TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home!
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon....
TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!
You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"