All Jokes
A girl singing in bus. AKPOS: Why cant you sing in radio?GIRL: Am I singing that good?AKPOS: I mean, we can at least put off the radio.
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then...
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...
A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat...
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued:JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit a patient or not?DOCTOR: Well, we first fill a bathtub...
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again...
A man said to his wife "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack...
Hi Uncle Wandile, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to...
DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?SON: I start cleaning the toilet.DAD: How does that satisfy you ?SON: I clean it with your toothbrush..