All Jokes

A man went to his neighbourMAN: May I use your lawn mower?NEIGHBOUR: Yes, on the condition that you don't take it out of my lawn.

SON: Dad where did I get my intelligence from?DAD: You probably got it from your mom because I still have mine.

There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...

A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...

EKAETTE: Akpos, why did you wake me up at this time of the night?AKPOS: You forgot to take your sleeping pills.

Wife thinks, "Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd...

A couple went to the zoo, as they passed a gorilla's cage the girlfriend said "babe did you know that the gorilla resembles a man in its behavior? The boyfriend got annoyed but...

A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...

MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...