All Jokes

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with for young mothers and their children. You all have obsessions the doctor said.1. He said to the 1st mother, you are obsessed...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands,...

For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more...