All Jokes
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon....
TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth". The boy replied "my grandfather lived...
Akpos and Musa were caught in a Northern african country, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheik's palace for questioning and judgment.Akpos...
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...
You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"
SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date thisawesome girl!FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughterFATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said...