All Jokes

SON: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand? SON: No

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency...

LAWYER: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?CLIENT: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I...

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

A Man came home from work last night and said to his wife "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own secretary"Wife says...

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive...

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I...

A cockroach's last word to a man who wanted to kill it "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are just jealous that I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her!"

A wife sends a nude photo to her husband with both legs wide open. WIFE: I will wait like this till you come. HUSBAND: That's okay babe, but who is the person taking the picture?

Hi Uncle Wandile, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to...