All Jokes

A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on Christmas day." The boy received a letter from santa saying, "send me your mother".

Akpos: How much are your eggs? Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5. Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG ones"

SON: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand? SON: No

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency...

A wife sends a nude photo to her husband with both legs wide open. WIFE: I will wait like this till you come. HUSBAND: That's okay babe, but who is the person taking the picture?

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created...

Four friends are sitting at a table discussing how rich their sons are.FIRST MAN: My son is so rich he bought his friend the new ferrari.SECOND MAN: That's nothing my son bought...

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I...

TEACHER: What are you doing?AKPOS: I am writing a letter.TEACHER: To who?AKPOS: To myself. TEACHER: What's inside the letter.AKPOS: How am I supposed to know, I haven't received...