All Jokes

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands,...

A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on Christmas day." The boy received a letter from santa saying, "send me your mother".

For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more...

My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...

An American was visiting Nigeria for the first time, so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I...