All Jokes

(1) One of the identical twins is born evil!(2) While defusing a bomb don't worry about which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one!(3) A hero will show no pain while...

The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.

One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...

The only time Akpos passed the lie detector test was when asked if he was smarter than GEJ. He said yes

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with...

A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"

A conversation ensued between Sule and Akpos about Sule's preparedness for Eid-el-Kabir (Ileya).Sule: Na wah for this government people oh! Everything just tight for man...

A woman goes to see a doctor. She has to wait in line to see him. Finally its her turn.WOMAN: Doctor, I have a problem, people ignore me.DOCTOR: Next!

Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...