All Jokes

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked Akpos "Yes, Sir" replied Akpos."Well then, that makes everything just fine" the boss went on "after you left early yesterday...

[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

Akpos: Happy Birthday SweetieGirl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes......