All Jokes

Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.Akpos: Well, then open it and look.Habib:...

OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week![Another Boy laughs]TEACHER: Why did you laugh?BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.TEACHER: Get out...

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. TEACHER'S WIFE: I have told you a million times that my husband is dead. Why do you keep calling. KID: Feels good to hear it!

After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...

A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grand mother. When they got there the grand mother died, the man demanded the cost of the burial arrangement. He was told it would...

A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?" She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my...

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started...