All Jokes

OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week![Another Boy laughs]TEACHER: Why did you laugh?BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.TEACHER: Get out...

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. TEACHER'S WIFE: I have told you a million times that my husband is dead. Why do you keep calling. KID: Feels good to hear it!

After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started...

[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

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