All Jokes

Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!*Akpos carries offering basket, and runs away*

When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really cute. You will overcome your sadness. But do not make this a habit because liars go to hell.

At a party Akpos asked a Girl "Are young going to dance?" She felt so happy and said "yes." Akpos said "That's Good, so Can I have your Chair?"

My name is Akpos, I found this blackberry application named after me, I downloaded it and I see that it is made up of things I never said, imagine if it was you.

Akpos fainted in front of Tasty Fried Chicken. People rushed down to him, a Man shouted, "Bring water, bring water". On hearing this, Akpos quickly got up and said "If na water...

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the...

Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.

Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 skool late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the...