All Jokes
AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars.EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty?AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!
TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...
TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...
An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...
We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are...
During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in...
MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!
Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?"Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.