All Jokes
Akpos: Happy Birthday SweetieGirl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes......
Akpos: Musa, if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?Musa: Ofcourse, my dog! Akpos: Why your dog?Musa: My dog...
TEACHER: Why did Zain change to Airtel? AKPOS: Bcos Yoruba people kept calling it 'Sane'
A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. TEACHER'S WIFE: I have told you a million times that my husband is dead. Why do you keep calling. KID: Feels good to hear it!
After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...
Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started...
Akpos: Ochuku I like your teethOchuku: Thanks but why?Akpos: It reminds me of a song called black and yellow
During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.? When collecting the paper...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos...
Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.Welcome to Nigeria Police...