All Jokes

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands,...

There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...

For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man,and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to...

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more...

Akpos: Musa, if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?Musa: Ofcourse, my dog! Akpos: Why your dog?Musa: My dog...

TEACHER: Why did Zain change to Airtel? AKPOS: Bcos Yoruba people kept calling it 'Sane'