All Jokes

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you...

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date thisawesome girl!FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughterFATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said...

A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...

A naked lady ran into Okoro's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. Okoro didn't start the car but he was just starring at the woman over and over again. The lady looked...

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, deletephotos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats...

Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

Three friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the...

We went to aro for visitation. They wanted to test to know the next of the insane men to release. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked the patients to open and pass...