All Jokes
A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring. The lady knowing...
DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?SON: I start cleaning the toilet.DAD: How does that satisfy you ?SON: I clean it with your toothbrush..
A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth". The boy replied "my grandfather lived...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat...
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued:JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit a patient or not?DOCTOR: Well, we first fill a bathtub...
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again...
A man said to his wife "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack...
SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date thisawesome girl!FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughterFATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said...
There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...
Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...