All Jokes
A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...
Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly...
SON: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand? SON: No
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency...
LAWYER: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?CLIENT: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I...
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!
A Man came home from work last night and said to his wife "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own secretary"Wife says...
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive...
Akpos was in front of me coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usual to shake hands.He grabbed Akpos by the hand and pulled him...