All Jokes

Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...

John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...

You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"

There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man,and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to...

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...

MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...