All Jokes
Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.
Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...
There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...
Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...
A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the toilet, the...
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....