All Jokes

On the first day in a boarding school, the Principal addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, The female dormitory (hostel) will be out-of-bounds for all...

A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...

Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...

The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...

I shifted my locker to the right side of the class. This is what I've been doing every week, I keep changing position of the locker.My teacher always ask people to read in class....

I had tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day I decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver me but I had to pay 15,000 Naira. I went...

Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues...MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A 90 year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, "That's it! I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has...

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