All Jokes

One day, Akpos was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is...

Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara...

Another conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...GIRL: Honey, will you save me if I was drowning...(he didn't let her finish)BOY: Baby, we've discussed this before... You...

GIRL: Baby, do you love me?BOY: Yea honey, l love you so much!GIRL: Are you sure?BOY: Okay, let me put it this way; l am like a cell phone and you are my sim card, l can't...

My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...

Quarrel between a Fat man and a Thin man...FAT MAN TO THIN MAN: You know, you make me wonder whether there was a famine in the place you live.THIN MAN TO FAT MAN: You know, you...

A man parked his newly bought jeep in the garage of a psychiatry hospital to see his brother. Akpos, who was a patient in the hospital, noticed the numbers written at the sides of...

My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...

Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....

MICHAEL: Akpos, please send a text to Kasim and tell him we have to meet later in the day.AKPOS: Take my phone and send a text to him yourself. MICHAEL: Why don't you want to send...