All Jokes

My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...

A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed.PASTOR: Do you have any last request?MURDERER: Can you hold my hand?

My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...

Conversation between a mother and her son...MOTHER: Musagi, why did you slap your friend Asha this morning?MUSAGI: He said I look like a hippopotamus six months ago! MOTHER: (...

One day, Akpos was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is...

Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara...

Another conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...GIRL: Honey, will you save me if I was drowning...(he didn't let her finish)BOY: Baby, we've discussed this before... You...

GIRL: Baby, do you love me?BOY: Yea honey, l love you so much!GIRL: Are you sure?BOY: Okay, let me put it this way; l am like a cell phone and you are my sim card, l can't...

TEACHER: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?AKPOS: A waist of time