All Jokes
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing hes inexperienced, she...
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand...Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride...The father could feel the suspense in...
One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for s*x."What's that?" he asked.She...
TEACHER: What is the axis of the earth?STUDENT: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other and on which the earth revolves.TEACHER: Very...
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all...
Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.
You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...
In the confession room...KINGSLEY: Forgive me father For I have Sinned!PRIEST: Tell me son, what is it that you want to confess?KINGSLEY: Father, I've killed 5 other Priests...