Funny Sayings
If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I...