General Jokes
SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.
The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.For the...
"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the...
A blonde woman goes to work one day, crying.Her boss asks her why shes crying, and she says that she just heard that her mother had died.The boss tells her to go home and rest,...
My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back,...
A man lost his left eye 5 years ago. He lost his left hand 4 years ago. Lost his left ear 3 years ago. Lost his left leg and the left side of his tetistcle a year ago. But now he'...
I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!
A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered for an apple juice drink but when he started drinking the juice, it tasted like soap. So he called the waiter...MAN: I ordered for apple...
I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't...