General Jokes
The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.For the...
"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the...
A man lost his left eye 5 years ago. He lost his left hand 4 years ago. Lost his left ear 3 years ago. Lost his left leg and the left side of his tetistcle a year ago. But now he'...
A blonde woman goes to work one day, crying.Her boss asks her why shes crying, and she says that she just heard that her mother had died.The boss tells her to go home and rest,...
My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back,...
A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...
I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!
Two House Flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here!"
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...