General Jokes
A White Man visited a Village in Southern Ghana and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall. The White...
One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules...
A rat looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package."What food might this contain?" The rat wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a...
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!""What happened?" asked his...
A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...
A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
These are the greatest and little PLEASURES OF LIFE. Better than MONEY or SEX...1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat.2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and...