General Jokes
Date: 14th Feb, 2015Ticket: PVCKick off: 10AMVenue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)Referee: Attahiru JegaChampion - PDP FC:Formation: 5-3-2.As the Defending...
FATHER: I have four sons...1st Son- Engineer2nd Son- MBA3rd Son- PhD4th Son- ThiefNEIGHBOUR: Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?FATHER: He's the only one earning...
Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing...
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
AKPOS: What's your contribution?CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life, shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would...
PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...
A Senior Secondary school science teacher Mrs. Kelechi asks her class, "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"Nobody...
Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...
An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon...