General Jokes

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...

A teacher asked his students, "1+1=?".Akpos, his student, stood up and responded, "4".A man passing by over heard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "My God! This...

A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...

A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.

Moses who is a very hard working employee wanted a day off from work and had to come up with a good excuse. He called his boss and said:MOSES: Mr. boss, I am very sick and can't...

akpos and his friend were talking about the party they went to last night.AKPOS: What were you saying about me making juice?FRIEND: You were too drunk last night.AKPOS: What...

Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was sleeping naked in his room when he heard a big Knock on his...

WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...

A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loudspeaker, my two breasts are for...