General Jokes
A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, Do you know William Shakespeare? The clerk...
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the...
"Knock knock knock!"ME: Who's that?JW: We are the Jehovah Witnesses.ME: (no answer)"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!"ME: Nobody is at home!JW: But...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, slammed it shut, and...
This is what Patrick Obahiagbon has to say about the recent fuel price reduction:It is a politrick's measure that is equipping the Government which rationalise the homo sapiens of...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, texted me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear?BOYFRIEND: Nothing...
A boy came back from school very happy that he passed his exams. The boy scored credits in all his core subjects including Mathematics and English. He showed his father his...
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. POLICE: Do you know where you were going? BLONDE: No, but wherever it is, it must be...
Having tried everything else, Akpos decide to return to his home town to contest as a member of the House of Assembly. The following conversation occur:PARTY CHAIRMAN: Yes Mr...
Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...