General Jokes

A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "Kunle! What is this?!" The...

Two lunatics, Akpos and Angelina escaped from a psychiatric home. Only few blocks away from the psychiatric home, Akpos asked Angelina...AKPOS: Where are we heading to?ANGELINA:...

A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served the man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again.The next...

A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met with him privately and...

Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship. The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no...

Akpos and his friend Kwame fell into a pit at night, the following conversation occured: KWAME: Akpos are you hurt? Are you sure you're ok...

When I came back this evening from work, I saw a Ghana must go' bag a few meters away from my house. Two girls were standing over it. The first girl said, Ahh! Its money o! Look...

Hello Biodun, My name is Frank Edoho, from who wants to be a Millionaire. Your Friend Akpos is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice...

A 72 year old man was making love to a 27 year old lady and suddenly he started SHAKING vigorously. The lady got scared and asked him, "What's wrong darling?" The man replied, "I...

1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.2. Gifts from Santa are free, you pay for gifts from Father Xmas.3. Santa's gifts are properly wrapped, Father Xmas' gifts are in a...