General Jokes
Akpos and his friend, Kwame where coming from school. Suddenly, they saw a burning fire. Akpos thought of something stupid and said:AKPOS: Kwame. If you can put your ring finger...
The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...
Akpos was completely taken aback when he set his eyes on beautiful Angelina wriggling past his street with her robust generous chest and plenty bottom. His 'mumu button' was...
AKPOS: Those bisexuals are very funny o. KWAME: Yes o! How can you sleep with the same sex and the opposite sex at the same time. Can they just choose one sex gender to sleep with...
A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior commanding Officer.COMMANDING OFFICER: Sergeant Akpos!AKPOS: Yes Sir!COMMANDING OFFICER: We are transferring you from Lagos...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.ENGINEER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...
AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?KWAME: (No reply)AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: How is life?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: You remembered those babes we...
Dear Sir,Thank you for your letter of 5th August, 2010.After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your...
You see a lady crying profusely, and you try be a gentleman.YOU: Please stop crying ma'am. Tell me. What's the problem? LADY: My Dad sees me as a FAILURES. YOU: (in your mind) I...
Akpos witnessed a car accident along a busy road: AKPOS: What happened? WITNESS: Two Hiace buses crashed into each other. No one survived. AKPOS: Very sad! Hope the people who...