General Jokes
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...
Mrs. Ifeoma phoned the electrician because her television quit working. The electrician couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work...
A man , angry at the unavailability of toothpicks in the house when he wanted to use one himself after eating a meal called Akpos his houseboy and the following dialogue ensued;...
A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...
A Scotsman, an American, and a Nigerian were in a bar. They were having a good time and all agreed that the bar they were was a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is...
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you...
Akpos was in a gym one day pumping his muscles but he was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. Akpos decided to call the trainer aside and...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house, Talking Dog for Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a...
A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!
Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door. TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you...